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StuckI don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn’t match. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me under the bus and I saw you carve your initials into the crazy monk. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning Your ring (...)to you, but I'll keep my common sense as a memory. You should also know that I Was interviewed by the Times about our friendship.
Go burn,
Olivia
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Hutch: We'll get laid!
*starts humping Linus' feet*
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Maddie
im coming prune whip
get off my bunyin
Bart
Homer:i didn't know you spoke greek
May your mushrooms always be satayed and your onions always grilled-Scrubs
L: I'll give you the strawberry if you keep it a secret ok?
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Hutch: We'll get laid!
*starts humping Linus' feet*
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Hutch: We'll get laid!
*starts humping Linus' feet*
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Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
... We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous?
Actually, who are you not to be?
-- Marianne Williamson
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Hutch: We'll get laid!
*starts humping Linus' feet*
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